Dick Buttkiss

lulz-time:

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shann-ii:

exactly omg

tastefullyoffensive:

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I was, you know, being me. When suddenly I thought of this… how long does it take a giraffe to throw up ..

thewisepickle:

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“I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like just turn me on.”

“I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like just turn me on.”

Love makes us stupid.

pinkkiddo:

He ignores you, but you still like him.

He does nothing, yet you fall for him.

You miss him, even though you know he never thought about you.

But still, love is all we need.